Sunday, May 1, 2011

Horoscopes and Sleep



Zodiac signs insomnia causes:
 
Aries considers sleep too easy and makes a dare with themselves to stay up all night.
Taurus forgot to pick up their silk sheets at the dry cleaner.
Gemini's twin just isn't tired.
Cancer worries how everyone else is sleeping.
Leo is afraid to move around at all, fearful of what bedhead can do to their lovely mane.
Virgo keeps getting up to re-tuck the sheets and fluff the pillows.
Libra can't quite decide what to wear tomorrow.
Scorpio is doing something else entirely.
Sagittarius can't stop thinking of all the better things they could be doing other than sleeping.
Capricorn already took a strategically planned power nap.
Aquarius suffers from a chat room addiction that keeps them up until all hours.
Pisces has fitful dreams of past lives.

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